-I would believe that real men wear pink, and appreciate the power pastels have on women.
-I would look like Shemar Moore or Luke Bryan without even trying.
- I would learn to do the laundry without destroying priceless items.
-I wouldn't touch Ed Hardy with a 10 foot pole.
-I would always aim when I pee.
-I would realize that "fine" means whomever I ask is a lot of things...but "fine" is not one of them.
-I would walk around the house opening jars and lifting heavy things just because I could.
-I wouldn't play games with women. I'd be honest and straight forward.
-I would refer to my girlfriend's blogger friends as "Catfish Friends." And yes, that is inspired by a man in my life!
-I would probably be in the doghouse for doing something.
-I would enter the room with a football helmet and box of tissues during my girlfriend's time of the month. And probably some chocolate too.
-And then? I'd get a sex change, because women just smell better.
12 comments:
"I would walk around the house opening jars and lifting heavy things just because I could."
hahahahahahahha classic! Love it.
HAHAHAHAH!!! The best by far is the "I would realize that "fine" means whomever I ask is a lot of things...but "fine" is not one of them." That's completely true, but I don't think a single man on this planet realizes it, and if they do, they pretend everything is fine so they don't have to talk out our emotions with us or face what they've done wrong.
haha this is too funny! I need to let my husband read the part about pastels!! They just dont get it!
Bahahaha "I wouldn't touch ed hardy with a 10 foot pole". Amen, sister (or brother!).
Hahahah getting a sex change. Love it ;)
I'll be your catfish friend ANY day woman!!! ;)
Love the "fine" one.... totally true!
Haha opening jars & lifting heavy things because I could - too funny!
bahaha, this was a good one :) I love the part about opening jars and lifting heavy stuff! Oh, and definitely the part about that special time of the month...
LOVE it! Especially the Ed Hardy piece
Hahaha catfish friends. I love it!
This is hilarious! I wish I knew about this link up sooner! I absolutely LOVE it! These are so funny and SO true haha!
xo
RIP Ed Hardy. Hope that NEVER makes a comeback!
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